[Newslaka] Official Redenouncement

[Kingo Sleemer]

Halaka Animals and Fender Molds:

As you are quite possibly having been not or (are) aware, our
long-standing hovel of banality and inconsequence on the world's widest
web, halaka.org, was absent from its rightful place for a significant
amount of time.  Fortunately for the financiers of the world, though,
this situation has at last been remedied.  We've re-attained our gunk,
and it is as filling as ever.

In celebrating this unsurpassed moment(s) in time(s), our generous and
semi-talented Webmaster Mitch has remodeled our conundrum and drilled
holes in our buckets.  The website, that is to say, is back, is much
improved, and is ready to conflate your issues.  

If you're tired of reading this at this point (and who isn't?), without
further adon't, here's the URL:

http://www.halaka.org/

Mitch has been semi-busy updating things like the discography, and we've
gotten ourselves the ability to host mp3s there.  So there are quite a
few tracks that most of you probably haven't heard before; certainly
they aren't hosted elsewhere online, as far as I know.  

There's more in the works; we plan on bringing many things out in the
near to far future, such as: 

·	Interactive features (a bulletin board?  A Wicket... erm.. Ewok? 
Whatever those... maybe a random gibberishator?)
·	A video or two
·	A web-exclusive release of one of our complete albums (which one?? 
The suspense just killed a guy.  Hope somebody has a shovel.)
·	A place to somehow order some junk (operative words being "somehow"
and "junk"... we're still working this out.)
·	A thing that'll let you download ice cream sandwiches right to your
PC, so they'll come out through your speakers or your parallel port.  

	(NOTE: Halaka does not guarantee the validity of anything.  At all.  Ever.)

Sorry about the cross posting (erm, Spam, I mean,) but hey, it's what we
do.  While at the site, sign up for the mailing list, if you haven't
already.  Being a disinterested halaka spectator has never been this
glamorous!